These hilarious Donald Trump Valentine’s card are going viral and they are the hilariously cool to give away this February 14th. You’re sure to be single in no time. They were recently uploaded by an internet user named TKFN4212817. With such “romantic” phrases as “I want you on my side of the wall,” “I’d lift my travel ban for you, baby,” and “I’d date you like I’d date Ivanka,” you won’t need to bother with the candle-lit dinner because your partner will be too busy packing their belongings and calling around for couches to sleep on, thank god it doesn’t include “Love me or I will grab you by the P***** and make you love me”. Making Valentine’s Day great again? Not quite. Stay clear..