15 Twitter Jokes You Should Read Right Now

I am using twitter for a while now and it never ceases to amaze me how Twitter jokes always cracks me up. Check out the 15 hilarious tweets below.

I'm like if the nervous "haha" at the end of a text message came to life

— Hippo (@InternetHippo) June 22, 2015

if you want to see the typing bubble in real life be the first person in the relationship to say i love you

— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) July 9, 2015

The Punisher should use puns not guns.

— philippe iujvidin🥉 (@philyuck) November 18, 2017

You hear a demonic laugh coming from the basement steps. You know it can't be her, she died 15 years ago. But maybe…it's Maybelline.

— Doth (@DothTheDoth) November 29, 2017

So it turns out we were both wrong, but the important thing to remember is you were more wrong.

— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) November 20, 2017

"Hey, you guys dare me to eat this whole party sub by myself?"
I ask the dolls that line my bedroom shelves

— Not Sara (@smithsara79) May 22, 2017

I'm tired of people on social media ordering everyone to be grateful and present it is my right as a citizen of this earth to implode into the chasm of my own dark thoughts whenever I see fit

— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) November 25, 2017

Adolescence versus adulthood. pic.twitter.com/Is2WbCJdnw

— Alex Copeland🤡🔫 (@text_quest) November 29, 2017

I think a good name for a beer would be Brew Swillis

— Shawn (@online_shawn) November 25, 2017

My favorite festive sex position is "the ornament"; its when someone barely touches me and I fall and emotionally shatter into 100 pieces

— Kyle Patrick (@kyry5) December 24, 2015

Even if you’re dyslexic and spell it grayv, you’re not wrong

— 💤ack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 23, 2017

If you ever wake up naked on your neighbour's lawn, just pretend you're a werewolf.

— Lisa McLisaFace (@xLiserx) August 20, 2017

This is just a guess, but it could be because that's a rotary phone. pic.twitter.com/SgHgXASNW3

— liv. now with post-party-um depression. (@liv_thatsme) May 14, 2017

I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 7, 2013

“Mark! My words!” I yell at Mark, my word butler, who finishes all my sentences bc i have, uhhh…
Mark: “Aphasia, ma’am. You have aphasia.”

— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) November 1, 2017