14: Extract (2009)
Audience Score: 38
Starring Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Ben Affleck, and Mila Kunis at her Mila Kuniest, this workplace comedy is another standout from creator Mike Judge. Judge, of course, is responsible for such cultural classics as Office Space, Idiocracy, and, of course, Beavis and Butthead. Whatever you don’t like about this movie is probably your fault, not his.
12: Look Who’s Talking Now (1993)
Audience Score: 28
The third film in the epic Look Who’s Talking trilogy, this one features the voices of Danny DeVito and Diane Keaton as two comedian dogs determined to cause trouble. Still think it’s no good? Try remembering how great the first one was? Remember how good Kirstie Alley was on Cheers? Remember how good John Travolta was in that OJ show? All of that is wrapped-up in this talking-dog movie. Trust us.
10: Three Men and a Baby (1987)
Audience Score: 47
In 1987, you would have been hard-pressed to find three bigger and more handsome stars than Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson (unless you’re counting Nancy Reagan). And if you believe this movie to be a true story, they were all, at one time, roommates who had an unexpected baby show up on their doorstep, forcing them to raise it together. Real or not, that’s a good comedy premise.
8: I Love You, Beth Cooper
Audience Score: 32
We’ll be honest, this movie where Paul Rust plays a valedictorian who uses his graduation speech to profess his love to the school’s hottest cheerleader (Hayden Panettiere), is OK at best. But it’s a teen comedy and should be judged as such. And you know what? Sometimes OK is good. This deserved maybe a 61? Or like a 57?
6: National Lampoon’s European Vacation (1985)
Audience Score: 50
America’s favorite family sets off a wacky, injury-filled adventure through the nations of Europe. And while it’s certainly no Christmas Vacation, it’s got way more jokes than you remember. Plus, you’re an adult now and you no longer think Europe is old and boring. You should definitely rewatch this one ASAP.
4: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Audience Score: 43
When a heist shuts down a New Jersey megaplex, Kevin James must step in to save the day. And if you know anything about Kevin James, you know that’s quite the juxtaposition. After watching this movie again, we’re convinced people judged it solely on it’s title, which sounds weirdly similar to “All Fart, Plop Plop.”
3: The Foot Fist Way (2008)
Audience Score: 46
Danny McBride plays a tae kwon do instructor who goes on a downward spiral after attacking his wife’s lover and then set outs on a quest to meet his Chuck Norris-like hero. This film is so uniquely funny that anyone who sees it and doesn’t like it deserves a swift kick in the dick.
2: The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
Audience Score: 45
If we’re being totally honest, this is the only film on the list whose score shocked us. We thought everyone was on the same page about this being not only a spot-on parody of TV sitcoms, but also the blueprint for how to reboot an old-franchise. Nah, turns out more than half of you hated it, which, not coincidentally, is the same number of you who are planning to vote for Trump. Got my point?
1: MacGruber (2010)
Audience Score: 34
Before watching MacGruber, you should understand that this is more than a 90-minute SNL sketch. But honestly, who cares? Even if it were, it would still destroy every other movie on Earth in a “Best Movie on Earth” contest. MacGruber is the best of the best of the best of the worst. DO NOT WATCH!