People like to talk about how things are messed up now but all you have to do is look at antique Christmas cards to understand things used to be way worse, way, way worse. Like, by a lot. You’d have 10 kids and 3 of them would die of illness and 2 would be attacked and eaten by bears and stuff. No one brushed their teeth and deodorant wasn’t invented or hot water for a bath. Your only entertainment was a guy in town who could juggle and tell legends when drunk. So, during the most joyful and festive time of the year, these cards were all they could think of.