22 Weird Stocking Fillers

Holidays are upon us and most of the people reading this are very worried about Christmas shopping but instead of doing something about that, You guys are reading this here.. No you can’t order online now it is too late for that. Get up, go out and buy something from the actual shop with living breathing and coughing humans!  Wait.. first finish this article after all I am writing this instead of shopping or drinking at some pub. My wife will kill me any minute now.

1. Chip Bag Re-Sealer

2. Citrus Spritzer

3. Spiral Slicer

4. Finger Food Utensils

5. Stuffed Burger Press

6. The Ultimate Cookie Spoon

7. PBJ Wallet

8. Bacon Bandages

9. Water Balloon Roulette

10. Putty Office Cleaner

11. Ninja Star Coat Hooks

12. USB Rechargeable Batteries

13. Grocery Trip Grip

14. Hidden Wall Safe

15. Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

16. Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

17. Undies for Two

18. Book Page Holder

19. Poop Soap

20. Drink Clips

21. Toothpaste Tube Squeezer

22. Bill Murray Shower Curtain