Buzzfeed asked several non–Star Wars fans, who have never seen the movies, to rename some characters of the Star Wars saga. Here what they got and it is brilliant.
1. “Aggy Izalea.”
Real name: Greedo.
2. “Is this Boba Fett? Is Boba Fett a man or a creature?”
Real name: Lando Calrissian.
3. “Camellama.”
Real name: Sebulba.
4. “The trap guy?”
Real name: Admiral Ackbar.
5. “Tanning Bed Horror Story.”
Real name: Emperor Palpatine.
6. “Taken into the future.”
Real name: Qui-Gon Jinn.
7. “Your mum.”
Real name: Jabba the Hutt.
8. “Yes this is Jar Jar Binks, I know him because he’s awesome.”
Real name: Jar Jar Binks.
9. “Annie Oakley.”
Real name: Jango Fett.
10. “Mosquito or Moskeeto if he’s a hipster.”
Real name: General Grievous.
11. “Jedi Jules.”
Real name: Mace Windu.
12. “Reginald. He just seems like a Reginald.”
Real name: Count Dooku.
13. “The only normal guy in the movie. Maybe he’s called Steve or something standard.”
Real name: Obi-Wan Kenob
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14. “Theresa (she’s a robot).”
Real name: Padmé Amidala.
15. “Used car salesman.”
Real name: Bail Prestor Organa.
16. “Renato (idk why, he just looks like a Renato).”
Real name: Wicket Wystri Warrick.
17. “NO JUST NO.”
Real name: Bib Fortuna.
18. “Lady Lanzobo.”
Real name: Zam Wesell.
19. “Foreskin Freddy.”
Real name: Ki-Adi-Mundi.
20. “Ugh, probably something like Snouty.”
Real name: Watto.
21. “Doctor Creepy.”
Real name: Sheev Palpatine.
22. “Rusty McMetalson.”
Real name: Boba Fett.
23. “Darth Voldemort.”
Real name: Darth Maul.
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