We all love a good photobomb. I didn’t ruin your photo, I fixed it with my presence. The only way it could get any better is if I was Bill Gates, A lot of my problems would go away if I was Bill Gates.
1. Pay attention to the game, Matt Garza.
2. My precious.
3. Who was playing at the concert? Breaking Band?
4. I want Nicolas Cage to scream at my funeral.
5. Always watching. Never aging.
6. I don’t remember this sketch.
7. Steven Tyler looks like someone’s aunt trying to hail a taxi.