29 of The Most Creepiest Vintage Ads

Just one look at these creepy vintage ads, and you’ll never see your ancestors the same way again. These are the most disturbing ads I have ever seen!

1. Not my boy!

Buzzfeed

 

2. Seems like motto of McDonalds, Just not saying out loud.

Vintage Ad Browser

3. For when you’re a cherub and you want to have a raging party.

Cracked

 

4. “You’re never too young or too old for a brewski, Rachel.” This is wrong on so many levels!

University of Washington Library

 

5. What! Yeah that is safe.

euwest

 

6. Trust us, Our GUN won’t kill your child.

7. “Look, honey, yes, he’s a baby. But he’s got a widdle stethoscope! We can trust him.”

Vintage Ad Browser

 

8. “Not just that, Becky. You’ll also be the coolest girl in 3rd grade!”

medicalassistantprograms.net

 

9. Milk of mass destruction. 

kidplanetblog

10. So, you think you are chubby?

Free Republic

 

11. Coffee makes you beat your children!

Kidplanetblog

 

12. Infants were smarter even then!

Vintage Ad Browser

 

13. Lawsuit.

Copyranter

 

14. Even better than milk!

Consumerist

 

15. Cigarettes and babies … hmmm

Owni.eu

 

16. She’ll be cuckoo for cocoa puffs by kindergarten.

Amazon

17. Is that a threat?

Bonkers Institute

 

18. ‘Murica

thetruthaboutguns

 

19. This is EPIC!

Salon

 

20. It was 1874, so you’d be lucky to live past 40. Might as well start having fun.

Flickr

 

21. “The milk has prepared me for war with this ham!”

plan59

 

22. Internet of the olden days.

23. Beer is good for infants! More than milk.

24. I can’t sleep now or he will come get me.

plan59

 

25. Public service message by The Soda Pop Board of America!

26. These beans will eat your soul.

plan59

27. Looks like a scene from a horror movie. No, Diamond Dyes bowl not helping.

plan59

 

28. Looks about right.

29. It is all fun and games with Pears.

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