34 Funny Brexit Tweets Which Will Explain Brexit To You
UK voted to leave the EU and after voting out Britain Googled “What happens if we leave the EU?” and “What is the EU?” which is quite hilarious on it’s own.
"What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced pic.twitter.com/1q4VAX3qcm
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) June 24, 2016
"What will happen if we leave the EU?" Top questions on the #EUref in Northern Ireland since first results announced pic.twitter.com/VKmbRrZoPZ
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) June 24, 2016
Since we know politics can be hard and scary, here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know before you can fully appreciate these tweets:
GEORGE: Welp! They did it! They Brexited!
JERRY: They Brexited?
GEORGE: THEY BREXITED, JERRY!
JERRY: They Brexited.
GEORGE: BREXIT!!— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) June 24, 2016
"Whats the bare minimum I can know so I can make a joke about this?" – me googling #brexit
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) June 24, 2016
The only thing you need to know about #Brexit is that Donald Trump thinks it's a great idea
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 24, 2016
UK, did u think this thru? did u consult The Beatles? THE FUCK U MEAN YOURE "ALMOST OUT OF BEATLES"?!?!?!? *THERES* YOUR PROBLEM!!!
— DVS (@DVSblast) June 24, 2016
Gorgeous view out across the Irish Sea from Dublin this morning. pic.twitter.com/lRpZ3IkR3F
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) June 24, 2016
What's after #Brexit?
Grexit
Departugal
Italeave
Fruckoff
Czechout
Oustria
Finish
Slovlong
Latervia
Byegiumunitil EU becomes Germlonely
— Walid Karam (@WalidKaram) June 24, 2016
This wouldn't have happened if they left King Ralph in charge! #Brexit pic.twitter.com/7gyzKOLquX
— Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) June 24, 2016
TWITTER: brexit is just like trump
FACEBOOK: brexit is just like trump (i'm voting for trump)
INSTAGRAM: look at this fuckin rainbow bagel— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) June 24, 2016
How do I tell them?? #Brexit pic.twitter.com/6Y7hRIKINi
— James Offer (@joffley) June 24, 2016
Have we tried unplugging 2016 waiting ten seconds and plugging it back in?
— dongwon (@dongwon) June 24, 2016
Surely, like with the Boaty McBoatface poll, someone can step in to invalidate the decision and declare David Attenborough PM
— Louise Johnson (@LouiseJJohnson) June 24, 2016
At the risk of seeming uninformed what is an economy
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) June 24, 2016
Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz
UK: fk u we used to own u watch this
*does backflip
*money falls out of pockets
*cracks head open— Liam Ryan (@liamoryan) June 24, 2016
Holy shit, they replaced David Cameron with a cat. pic.twitter.com/0r7KouIHW1
— ⭐️bex schwartz (@starbex) June 24, 2016
OKAY BUT HOW DOES BREXIT AFECT HOGWARTS
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 24, 2016
Probably a minor thing in the context of everything that's happening today but: McDonalds should have a separate queue for McFlurrys
— Alan (@alan_maguire) June 24, 2016
If you don't yet understand the implications of Brexit, wait until James Corden does Carpool Karaoke in the basket of a Schwinn bike.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 24, 2016
PERFECT segue on @MSNBC during #Brexit coverage. Wait for it… pic.twitter.com/8qmC9L452O
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) June 24, 2016
A Tinder guy just took one look at me & went back to his car & drove away, which I'm pretty sure is still not as bad as #Brexit?? Plz confrm
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) June 24, 2016
a lot of Americans struggling to figure out how to make the #Brexit about themselves
— {{{joe mande}}} (@JoeMande) June 24, 2016
If I'm understanding things correctly, Britain voted to rename themselves "Brexit." Definitely sounds more 21st century. Congrats to Brexit.
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) June 24, 2016
Step One: Cut a hole in the international framework of free trade.
Step Two: Put your dick in that framework.
Step Three: #Brexit— Johnny (((Mc)))Nulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) June 24, 2016
Brexit in a single gif. pic.twitter.com/HBQKT6FwLI
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) June 24, 2016
The Brexit vote is like the Chewbacca Mask lady. At first it was sort of cute, but now every time you think about it you get really sad.
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) June 24, 2016
Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) June 23, 2016
Well gang, here's the bad news of the day: the clock is ticking down on me making a popular tweet about brexit. i'm heartbroken and confused
— derek (@eedrk) June 24, 2016
I long for the simpler days when #Brexit was just a term for leaving brunch early.
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 24, 2016
Me: Say it in American
UK Expert: it's like if a hot dog voted to leave its bun and fell on the ground
Me: Oh my god is the hot dog ok?— viney (@vineyille) June 24, 2016
Gotta hand it to stupid people. They may not understand nuance, secondary effects, or the long term, but dammit, they know how to vote.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) June 24, 2016
Great idea of the people of England to vote for Brexit and leave Germany with the majority of power in Europe. What could go wrong?
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) June 24, 2016
the only thing I've ever voted to leave is a karaoke bar so this seems a little extreme. #Brexit
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 24, 2016
Sad news, due to Brexit, Taylor Swift's new Limey boyfriend had to be put down at an animal shelter
— Proven Content Maker (@Bro_Pair) June 24, 2016
.@BBC what's all this then
— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) June 24, 2016
Best of three?
— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) June 24, 2016
