Donald Trump is become the president of the United States and Twitter is filled with election day gallows humor. Here are some of the best tweets that made me laugh slash weep uncontrollably.
“This election makes me envy the quiet dignity with which the dinosaurs went extinct by meteor.”
Dear America,
You can borrow this if you like, might come in handy today.
Sincerely,
Britain#Election2016 pic.twitter.com/nbuegzjm1P— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 8, 2016
🍊 ⛔️✈️️ #USElections pic.twitter.com/yBDVO2w3gb
— Royal Jordanian (@RoyalJordanian) November 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/trillballins/status/795988593579855872
Dear America,
Good luck on your IQ test today.
Sincerely,
Britain, who failed their IQ test with Brexit.#Election2016
— ✈️ (@theburnxngwolf) November 8, 2016
Glad to see the UK is keeping their priorities clear.#ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/h5EYbptimM
— Khalil (@sehnaoui) November 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/CameronComeau16/status/795754681951776768
https://twitter.com/RachelFeltman/status/795959024512548864
How a "lost" dog brought Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton supporters together https://t.co/kz3YS3NmaN #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/dfHkwTSofv
— CNN (@CNN) November 8, 2016
OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER.
— DVS (@DVSblast) November 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Gabbienain/status/796031055715246080
This is absolutely the only way the first vote could have been registered in this election. https://t.co/qhoJ4AJe0q
— Anson Whaley (@AnsonWhaley) November 8, 2016
@tedcruz welp guess you’ll get another shot in 4 years if the parasitic brain worm wearing your body doesn’t give up on you like america has
— Comment Etiquette (@commentiquette) November 8, 2016
#ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/VT1GpMCtxp
— shitty watercolour (@SWatercolour) November 8, 2016
PREDICTION: By this time tomorrow, Trump will scream "This is all YOUR fault!" at an antique mirror, then hurl a golden chalice at it
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) November 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/ISmashNastyHoes/status/796034726737887236
At 7pm ET, The Post will use 3D printers to track electoral votes. By the end, only one White House will be finished https://t.co/1lvsx1lhXe pic.twitter.com/005gJCUvjG
— Washington Post PR (@WashPostPR) November 8, 2016
How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up–and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted? https://t.co/gECLNtQizQ
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 9, 2016
1,456 DAYS UNTIL ELECTION DAY 2020
— Keaton Fox (@keatonfox) November 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/jhpot/status/795748398741667840
I'll just leave this right here… #MakeAmericaWoooooAgain https://t.co/VBBchLOLp9#vote #ElectionDay #Elections2016 #ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/YpPQwbjiim
— Ric Flair® (@RicFlairNatrBoy) November 8, 2016
This cheese is like Donald Trump because… (Ali G voice) E mental. pic.twitter.com/VYd89BLrCN
— Matthew Hughes (@matthewhughes) November 8, 2016
Want to feel old? The 2016 election started t h r e e h u n d r e d y e a r s a g o
— zoë “Baddie Proctor” quinn (@UnburntWitch) November 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/Powerful/status/791812553659875328
Having the world watch this presidential race is embarrassing? Like your family fighting at a full Applebee's.
— Woke Man In A Dress (@thatonequeen) October 10, 2016
everyone: i can't put up with another minute of this election
daylight savings time: here's an extra SIXTY ayy lmao
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) November 6, 2016
This election makes me envy the quiet dignity with which the dinosaurs went extinct by meteor.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/30SecFight/status/795527659014987776
https://twitter.com/bromanconsul/status/742627660367429632
the fact that it's become a cliche to describe this election as a garbage fire honestly says everything you need to know about this election
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/ira/status/795364343823134720
so what did he drink at the secret satanist dinner pic.twitter.com/reRYeQCDgh
— flglmn (@flglmn) November 5, 2016
There's a "Trump / Pence" sign here and this woman in front of me in line TO VOTE just said "I didn't know Trump's last name was Pence" … pic.twitter.com/q4utPxXWZL
— Ifeoluwa (@guaptimus_prime) November 3, 2016
If Trump supporters refuse to give up at least we know that the movies about THIS Civil War will be less boring than ones about the last one
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) November 5, 2016
i would kiss mitt romney to end this election
— emily ✖️ (@_vakarians) October 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/795374665879392257
https://twitter.com/memearchiver/status/793909499325095937
https://twitter.com/JoshMarvine/status/775835316078784512
ENOUGH teasing Melania, she may not be a "traditional" first lady but she still eats jewelry just like you and I pic.twitter.com/B49q7pXsyW
— amfmpm.bsky.social (@amfmpm) July 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/795713848162582532
https://twitter.com/LolaSikes/status/795715652652859392
I've honestly deleted at least 33,000 emails from Bath & Body Works
— T. Kyle (@tkylemac) October 10, 2016
when ur week was shit, u already had 43 mental breakdowns then something else happens and ur like oh sure why not this might as well happen pic.twitter.com/9KQZ5jdp9X
— Kelli Boyle (@kellixboyle) September 30, 2016
With this election we're simultaneously breaking through the glass ceiling and the rock bottom. We got a really big room now
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 10, 2016
cant believe they gave a holywood star to the entire year of 2016 pic.twitter.com/NIlq8lA0ib
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 27, 2016
trump: i'll accept the results of this election…if i win
press: and if u lose?
trump: *leans in* how could i lose if i never ran
press: what— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/ohheygreat/status/786359172887482368