55 Most Crazy Donald Trump Quotes

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“If she gets to pick her judges – nothing you can do, folks. Although, the Second Amendment people. Maybe there is. I don’t know.” –Donald Trump, in what many interpreted to be a suggestion that someone might shoot Hillary Clinton, her Supreme Court picks, or both, Wilmington, North Carolina campaign rally, August 9, 2016

“This business tax will also end job-killing corporate inversions and cause trillions in new dollars in wealth to come pouring into our country and, by the way, into titties like right here in Detroit.” –Donald Trump, making a slip of the tongue while trying to say “cities,” Aug 8, 2016.

“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?” –Donald Trump, reportedly asking a foreign policy adviser three times during a meeting why the U.S. couldn’t use its nuclear weapons stockpile, according to MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough

“Actually, I was only kidding. You can get that baby out of here. Don’t worry, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking.

That’s OK People don’t understand. That’s OK.” –Donald Trump, booting a mother and her crying baby from a rally moments after saying “I love babies” (August 2, 2016)

“I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.” –Donald Trump, on receiving a Purple Heart as a gift from a retired lieutenant colonel and supporter (August 2, 2016)

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“[Vladimir Putin} is not going into Ukraine, OK, just so you understand. He’s not gonna go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down.” –Donald Trump, apparently unaware that Russia had already annexed Crimea in a 2014 intrusion into Ukraine that left thousands dead (July 31, 2016)

“I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices.

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I work very, very hard.” –Donald Trump, rejecting the assertion made at the Democratic convention by Muslim lawyer Khizr Khan, whose son died in Iraq in 2004, that Trump had “sacrificed nothing and no one.” Trump was unable to name a single sacrifice when pressed to elaborate. (ABC News interview, July 30, 2016)

“I’d like to hear his wife say something.” –Donald Trump, smearing  Ghazala Khan, the mother of a fallen American soldier, by implying that she was not allowed to speak, despite the fact that she has spoken publicly about her son’s death (ABC News interview, July 30, 2016)

“I’ve had a beautiful, I’ve had a flawless campaign. You’ll be writing books about this campaign.” –Donald Trump, July 29, 2016

‘You know what I wanted to. I wanted to hit a couple of those speakers so hard. I would have hit them. No, no. I was going to hit them, I was all set and then I got a call from a highly respected governor… I was gonna hit one guy in particular, a very little guy. I was gonna hit this guy so hard his head would spin and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened… I was going to hit a number of those speakers so hard their heads would spin, they’d never recover. And that’s what I did with a lot – that’s why I still don’t have certain people endorsing me: they still haven’t recovered.” –Donald Trump, reacting to the Democratic National Convention (July 29, 2016)

“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” –Donald Trump, calling on Russian espionage services to intervene in the U.S. election and help sabotage Hillary Clinton. The emails in question were deemed “personal,” but Trump has previously said he thinks they contain sensitive intelligence, meaning that Trump is hoping Vladimir Putin gains access to classified government information (July 27, 2016)

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“I was shocked to hear [Vladimir Putin] mention the N-word. You know what the N-word is. Number one he doesn’t like him and number two he doesn’t respect him. I think he’s going to respect your president if I’m elected and I hope he likes me.” –Donald Trump, implying that Putin uses the “N-word” to describe President Obama, July 27, 2016

“I don’t know what hotel this is, but you ought to try turning on the air conditioning or we’re not going to get you paid.” -Donald Trump, delivering an extended rant about a hot ballroom at the Hotel Roanoke & Conference Center in Virginia. The hotel said the air conditioning system was working properly (July 26, 2016)

“I alone can fix it.” –Donald Trump in his self-aggrandizing acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention, July 21, 2016

“I don’t care. It’s a long time ago. And he voted that way and they were also misled. A lot of information was given to people…” –Donald Trump, forgiving his running mate, Mike Pence, for voting in favor of the Iraq war, saying he was “entitled to make a make mistake,” but adding that Hillary Clinton isn’t, 60 Minutes interview, July 17, 2016.

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“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.–Donald Trump, 60 Minutes interview, July 17, 2016

“The LGBT community, the gay community, the lesbian community — they are so much in favor of what I’ve been saying over the last three or four days. Ask the gays what they think and what they do, in, not only Saudi Arabia, but many of these countries, and then you tell me — who’s your friend, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?” –Donald Trump in a boast that provoked widespread ridicule from the LGBT community, June 15, 2016

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“Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don’t want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!” –Donald Trump, tweeting a humble brag following the Orlando shooting massacre, June 12, 2016

“How about bringing baskets of money into Iraq? I want to know — who were the soldiers who had that job? I want to know who were the soldiers that had that job, ’cause I think they’re living well right now, whoever they may be.” –Donald Trump, apparently accusing U.S. soldiers in Iraq of grand larceny, June 14, 2016

“Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don’t want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!” –Donald Trump, tweeting a humble brag about the Orlando shooting massacre, June 12, 2016

“I’ve been treated very unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of Mexican heritage. I’m building a wall, OK? I’m building a wall.” –Donald Trump, accusing U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel, who is presiding over the fraud case against Trump University, of being biased against him because of his Mexican heritage, despite the fact that he is a U.S. citizen who was born in Indiana (CNN interview, June 5, 2016)

“From a moral standpoint, I believe in it. But you also have to get elected. And there’s no way a Republican is going to beat a Democrat when the Republican is saying, ‘We’re going to cut your Social Security’ and the Democrat is saying, ‘We’re going to keep it and give you more.” –Donald Trump, privately explaining to House Speaker Paul Ryan that he supports cutting Social Security even though he says the opposite on the campaign trail (Bloomberg Businessweek, May 26, 2016)

“Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!” –Donald Trump on Twitter

“His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being – you know, shot. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. What is this, right prior to his being shot, and nobody even brings it up. They don’t even talk about that. That was reported, and nobody talks about it.” –Donald Trump, suggesting that Ted Cruz’s father may have been involved in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, Fox News interview, May 3, 2016

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“I think the only card she has is the women’s card. She has got nothing else going. Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she would get 5% of the vote. And the beautiful thing is women don’t like her, ok?” –Donald Trump, victory press conference, New York, April 26, 2016

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“I don’t think I’m going to lose, but if I do, I don’t think you’re ever going to see me again, folks. I think I’ll go to Turnberry and play golf or something.” –Donald Trump, Maryland rally, April 24, 2016

“I wrote this out, and it’s very close to my heart. Because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I’ve ever seen in action.” –Donald Trump, confusing 7/11 with 9/11, Buffalo, New York, April 18, 2016

“There has to be some form of punishment…you go back to a position like they had where they would perhaps go to illegal places, but we have to ban it.” –Donald Trump on women who have abortions, MSNBC interview, March 30, 2016

“She had a pen in her hand, which Secret Service is not liking because they don’t know what it is, whether it’s a little bomb.” –Donald Trump, on  reporter Michelle Fields, whom his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, allegedly assaulted when she tried to ask Trump a question after a rally, CNN town hall, March 29, 2016

“She’s not a baby. She was grabbing me. Am I supposed to press charges against her?” –Donald Trump, suggesting it was Michelle Fields who was the aggressor — not his campaign manager, who he insisted had been merely protecting him from her. Lewandowski was arrested on battery charges following the incident. (CNN town hall, March 29, 2016)

“Who knows?” –Donald Trump, when asked if he would start a war with China as president, New York Times interview, March 25, 2016

“I think you’d have riots. I think you’d have riots. I’m representing many, many millions of people. In many cases first-time voters … If you disenfranchise those people? And you say, well, I’m sorry, you’re 100 votes short, even though the next one is 500 votes short? I think you’d have problems like you’ve never seen before. I wouldn’t lead it, but I think bad things will happen.” –Donald Trump on what will happen if the nomination is taken from his at the Republican convention, CNN interview, March 16, 2016

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“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America.” –Donald Trump

“You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” –Donald Trump

“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” –Donald Trump, when asked how he would react if Ivanka posed for Playboy

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“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ” –Donald Trump on his daughter Ivanka

“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s’posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?” –Donald Trump on Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina

“A person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10.” –Donald Trump

“Women: You have to treat them like s–t.” –Donald Trump

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” –Donald Trump

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“What do I know about it? All I know is what’s on the internet.” –Donald Trump, on trying to smear a protester who rushed the stage at his campaign rally by tweeting a widely debunked hoax video tying him to ISIS, Meet the Press interview, March 13, 2016

“He referred to my hands, if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee it.” –Donald Trump, bragging about his penis size in reference to a joke by Republican rival Marco Rubio, GOP presidential debate, March 3, 2016

“Just so you understand, I don’t know anything about David Duke, OK? I don’t know anything about what you’re even talking about with white supremacy or white supremacists. So I don’t know. I don’t know — did he endorse me, or what’s going on? Because I know nothing about David Duke; I know nothing about white supremacists.” –Donald Trump, refusing to condemn former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard and noted white supremacist David Duke, who endorsed Trump for president, February 28, 2016

“It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.” –Donald Trump in a tweet quoting fascist Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, February 28, 2016

“We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.” –Donald Trump on his performance with poorly educated voters who helped him win the Nevada Caucus, Feb. 23, 2016.

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“I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There’s a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches, we’re not allowed punch back anymore. … I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell ya.” –Donald Trump on how he would handle a protester in Nevada, sparking roaring applause from the audience, February 22, 2016

“There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.” –Donald Trump, encouraging violence at his rallies, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Feb. 1, 2016

“For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful. I am proud to be a Christian. … If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’ ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been President because this would not have happened.” –Donald Trump, in response to remarks by Pope Francis saying that “a person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian.” (February 18, 2016)

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“That was so great. Who was the person who did that? Put up your hand, put up your hand. Bring that person up here. I love that.” –Donald Trump, praising two audience members who tackled a protester at his rally in South Carolina, Feb. 16, 2016

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.” –Donald Trump, speaking at a rally in Sioux Center, Iowa as the audience laughed, January 23, 2016

“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” –Donald Trump campaign statement

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.” –Donald Trump, insulting Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly over questions she asked during the first Republican primary debate

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems…they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.” –Donald Trump

“Yeah, I guess so.” –Donald Trump, when asked if he supported the Iraq war, despite the fact that he now claims he opposed it, interview with Howard Stern, Sept. 11, 2002

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