Amazon founder Jeff Bezoson Tuesday and said that the event had made for his “Best. Day. Ever.” Bezos, his brother Mark, and flew on a New Shepard rocket, landing safely back to Earth in the West Texas desert after a journey of eight-plus minutes.
Bezos was the second billionaire in just nine days to travel to space, withbeating Bezos. Branson’s launch , and Bezos’ trip did the identical effect.
I’ve always said the truest measure of wealth is hiring a rocket mohel pic.twitter.com/WX0QWsDhtl
— EdYev (@warderro) July 20, 2021
So Bezos really just went and made his rocket shaped like a penis, huh? pic.twitter.com/Wq0fVP3idz
— beckysherry (@coronavirus25) July 20, 2021
✨✨Congratulations on you penis rocket now pay your taxes ✨✨
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 20, 2021
I’m super busy today writing a country song about how my wife left me so I’m running away from my taxes in a dick shaped rocket.
— Kellywise the Clown🤡 (@KellywiseClown) July 20, 2021
The space penis is aloft
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) July 20, 2021
Jeff Bezos is Doctor Evil ! pic.twitter.com/0pm7FBb0R6
— 🦄🇵🇷 Zoltan Warrkation🎮🐨 (@Warrkation_) July 20, 2021
Others envisioned Bezos’ flight as the first scene of a sci-fi movie, such as Planet of the Apes.
“Oh no, what if Jeff Bezos travels through time and lands on a future earth ravaged by humanity’s ignorance,” snarked writer Dave Itzkoff.
From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z🤯 pic.twitter.com/wo1SQbCZHJ
— Citizen D (@touchmeimdic) July 20, 2021
hard to imagine a better divorce outcome than getting 50 billion dollars and then your ex literally leaves the planet
— muscle skoals (@MuscleSkoals) July 19, 2021
Bezos going to space is like that episode of Bob's Burgers where Teddy tries to show off his boat to his ex-wife
— Arq (@CryptArq) July 20, 2021
11 minutes is more than long enough for everyone at the landing site to change into monkey costumes.
Not saying they should do this, but… they should do this.
— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) July 20, 2021