Let’s say you are at the office and the guy in the cubicle next to you makes a joke at your expense.

You have several options:

1) You can take the Christian approach and keep quiet

2) You can have a frank conversation

 3) you can spray his cubicle with liquid ass.

The correct answer is 3. What is liquid ass? I don’t know. No one knows. It’s a mystery controlled by the secret cabal that runs the liquid ass manufacturers. Basically, it’s a concentrated stink bomb in a convenient spray bottle. The product description says,