Crap You Can Buy On Amazon

liquid ass

Let’s say you are at the office and the guy in the cubicle next to you makes a joke at your expense.

You have several options:

1) You can take the Christian approach and keep quiet

2) You can have a frank conversation

 3) you can spray his cubicle with liquid ass.

The correct answer is 3. What is liquid ass? I don’t know. No one knows. It’s a mystery controlled by the secret cabal that runs the liquid ass manufacturers. Basically, it’s a concentrated stink bomb in a convenient spray bottle. The product description says,

“Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”

Well i know there is no reasonable or sane explanation of buying this but hey good to know what sort of crap they are selling to people on Amazon.