Craziest Valentines Gifts

Unicorn Bouquet

Unicorn Bouquet

Flowers die but unicorns are forever, especially plush ones. The Plush Unicorn Bouquet ($49.99) comes with a herd of 11 little plush unicorns in a bouquet wrapping. Each unicorn is on a stem, like a flower except way cooler, and of course they can be detached and placed anywhere you want. 

Sexiest Number Pillowcases

Sexiest Number Pillowcases

If you’re searching for a devilishly naughty gift for a loved one then you can’t beat these couple “Sexiest number of all time!” pillowcases!

You can both have a piece of the naughty number 69 – extremely fun and hilarious to show any guests, yet excellent to show your partner the devil in you!

Heart Gelatin Mold

Heart Gelatin Mold

The Heart Gelatin Mold  makes it easy to give someone your whole heart. Now you can sit back and watch while they devour it with delight. It’s perfect for lovebirds, med school students, and aspiring cannibals. 

 Instant Love Inflatable Heart

Instant Love Inflatable Heart

Need instant love? Blow one up! The inflatable heart is the most convenient, portable and unconditional form of love ever created. 

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try to control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller ($29.99) offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it’s a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don’t seem to work but get the most use! 

Underpants Sucker

Underpants Sucker

Are you sick of people telling you that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner? Does the thought of a heart shaped box of chocolates make you want to gag? Show your disdain for Valentine’s Day and Valentine’s Day candy with the mint flavored Underpants Sucker. This delicious pair of edible tighty whities on a stick is the perfect way to tell people to eat your shorts while keeping your breath minty fresh. 

Ex Voodoo Knife Set

Ex Voodoo Knife Set

The Ex Voodoo Knife Set ($79.99) is a rather bizarre set that would probably make most chefs smile, whether they are Men or Women. It could be taken as a perfect Valentine’s Day gift that is somewhat sadistic but also practical.

Tunes for Two

Tunes for Two

The Headphone splitter lets two people listen to the same music source.

Heart Tongs

Heart Tongs

Are you looking to pick up the perfect Valentine’s Day treat for your sweet? This lucious kitchen gadget is perfect for serving up some food for the soul. 

Zombie Cupid

Zombie Cupid

You can run and you can hide, but Valentine’s Day will find you. Accept your fate and start looking for fun ways to express your undying love for someone. Might we suggest the drop dead adorable Zombie Cupid ($14.95)? They are not only romantic but they are also very practical. This little guy’s quiver is empty and can be used to hold a flower or pencil.