Actions of this burglar in Brazil make no sense…well…one of the reasons. The man broke into a shopping center in Brazil for what appeared to be a run of the mill robbery. That was until his eyes beheld a headless, armless, legless mannequin.

The burglar then proceeded to stroke and kiss the mannequin’s body. He then tossed it down and began to fap over it. After he was done, he walked away and stole one lingering glance back at the mannequin before proceeding with the robbery.

He was caught when he came back the next night, probably to assault her again. The cops had plenty of evidence with which to arrest him.