‘High Quality’ Internet Reactions To Statement From President Trump on Donald Trump Jr.

I am sure by now you have seen the damning email chain, if you didn’t click the link. The emails are about Donald Trump Jr. and music publicist Rob Goldstone regarding Russia’s attempt to harm the Clinton campaign.

Trump Jr. released the emails ahead of the New York Times yesterday, because he wanted to prove he was a liar himself.

Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had the following, albeit brief, a statement from President Trump on the whole mayhem:

Deputy Press Sec. reads statement from President Trump on Donald Trump Jr.: "My son is high quality person and I applaud his transparency." pic.twitter.com/b2Tzr9ymR1

— ABC News (@ABC) July 11, 2017

“My son is high quality person, and I applaud his transparency,” Trump said in the message.

That’s a new way to put good words about your son.

Not to worry though – Twitter had some equally “high quality” reactions:

"High-quality" is how you talk about wood flooring, not your son.

— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) July 11, 2017

Isn't calling some1 a "high-quality person" a phrase u use when ur breaking up with them and you say things like "it's not you, it's me."

— Sam Sanders (@samsanders) July 11, 2017

"these moments are precious. sitting on a dock, fishing, your high quality person next to you" pic.twitter.com/DEpE3qKhvz

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 11, 2017

my son is a high-quality person, made from a state-of-the-art blend of synthetic fibers and hair cream

— depeche merga (@tergiversor) July 11, 2017

Guys I just want to applaud my high-quality son's transparency after he's been caught lying, badly, publicly, multiple times.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 11, 2017

With his obsession with "genes" and "breeding," calling Don Jr a"high-quality person" is just Trump complimenting himself

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 11, 2017

Never speak to me or my high-quality son again pic.twitter.com/yggQYGNBbY

— Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff) July 11, 2017

SCENE VII. A tent in the French camp. LEAR on a bed asleep.

CORDELIA: Sir, do you know me?
KING LEAR: Yes, you are a high quality person

— Mazel Tov Cocktail (@AdamSerwer) July 11, 2017

if your dad ever refers to you as a "high-quality person," just know you are NOT getting the house in the will

— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) July 11, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. is "high quality" the same way Trump steaks or an education from Trump U are "high quality."

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) July 11, 2017

When Papa says you're his high-quality boy pic.twitter.com/aUve3O5Gat

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 11, 2017