Your Home Alone nostalgia is SUFFOCATING me
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) December 21, 2015
What movie would you recommend if I want to see a young Macaulay Culkin just beat the living fuck out of 2 adult men for 90 minutes?
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) August 23, 2015
Hey, are we both Macaulay Culkin? Cause you're Home Alone and I'm Home Alone 2.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 5, 2015
4-yr-old niece narrating the travails of the wet bandits in Home Alone 2: "They are burning." (turns to look me in eye) "They are burning."
— gregory erskine (@cat_beltane) December 24, 2013
Listen, Kevin McAllister enjoyed plain cheese pizza. He was a psychopath even before his parents left him.
— Kelly Dwyer (@KDonhoops) December 20, 2015
All jokes aside, Taylor Swift's "Welcome To New York" is about Home Alone 2.
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) October 20, 2014
Disneyland should have a "Home Alone" ride where you just run from a church to a house while "Carol of the Bells" plays. I would LOVE THAT.
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) November 25, 2015
Trump thinks Buzz was the star of Home Alone.
— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) September 13, 2015
Just watched Home Alone with my kids in hopes that they'll understand I'm going on vacation without them.
— Elizabeth is Ruined (@Elizasoul80) December 1, 2015
"Ma'am was anything else in the house lost as a result of the fire?"
"Not that I can- (gasp) Kevin!"
-Home Alone 6
— Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) August 5, 2014
Good thing Kevin's parents are mannequin hoarders, I guess? #HomeAlone
— Brett White (@brettwhite) December 25, 2014
Home Alone taught me the true meaning of Christmas which is wish your family disappears and torture strangers.
— SEAN O'CONNOR (@seanoconnz) December 15, 2014
Which Home Alone character are you? I'm Kevin's unwillingness to realize you can just take off the other toppings to make a cheese pizza.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) December 14, 2015
A HOME ALONE reboot. Kevin is now a father and feels that leaving his son in a house that is under attack builds character.
— scharpling (@scharpling) July 23, 2015
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
— Ernie Monies (@crushingbort) June 5, 2013
Still depressing to think of how far Home Alone set back Italian American burglars
— Jen Spyra (@jenspyra) September 22, 2015
What Kevin does when he finds out he's home alone is basically my entire adulthood pic.twitter.com/tLWW0f6Fje
— Alice Roth (@aliceroth) December 6, 2014
Old man on Home Alone: Maybe don't glare menacingly at kids while wearing bloody bandages if you don't want them to think you're a murderer?
— Schindizzle (@Schindizzle) December 21, 2015
The best part of "Home Alone 2" is when the pigeon lady says to Kevin, "I'm a fucking Oscar winner wielding pigeons in 'Home Alone 2.'"
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 9, 2014
girl: do you have protection
me: *unrolls crudely drawn map of house full of Home Alone-style booby traps*
— Bit Riffman (@chuchugoogoo) January 17, 2015
buzz, your girlfriend! woof!
[masturbates to memory of buzz's girlfriend for the next 15yrs]
— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) November 27, 2015
On the unrated DVD of 'Home Alone', Macaulay Culkin's mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 3, 2014
crazy how the kid from Home Alone grew up to be all four members of OK Go
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) May 1, 2015