New Mountain Dew ‘Code White’ Not Just Calories But Strong Enough To Kill Tummy Bacteria

Mountain Dew ‘Code White’

Here you go, Now it contains not only calories but it is strong enough to kill the bacteria in you! PepsiCo has just launched the new prescription-strength Mountain Dew “Code White”, which claims to be able to kill off 99.9% of all stomach bacteria. How you like that! I like to know what is in this S***!. Tell your views in the comments section below.

“If you like Mountain Dew, you’re going to love Code White. All it takes is one sip and you’ll start feeling the rush of your gut flora being systematically exterminated,” said Mountain Dew product manager Mark Aldag, boasting that extensive lab tests had proved the drink’s lethality to nearly all of the stomach’s bacterial phyla, including Firmicutes, Bacteroidetes, Actinobacteria, and Proteobacteria. “Whether you need a little extra boost in the middle of the workday or to eradicate an unwanted strain of H. pylori embedded in the mucus lining of your stomach, just grab a Code White and you’re sure to be satisfied!”

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