I like Breaking Bad, ….actually a lot and I still can’t believe how far Walter White has come since his earlier days as a loner high school chemistry teacher!
What’s even more shocking though is his son’s inability to realize daddy’s been cooking up a multimillion-dollar meth ring the whole time and becoming a stone cold murderer in the process…really, Walt Jr.?
So, to make sure no one else makes the imperative mistake of unknowingly letting their dad become the drug kingpin of the west, here are some signs your dad may be a drug lord!
Your dad is obviously super smart when it comes to compounds and chemical reactions. There’s no way he’d let all that talent go to waste on some high school kids.
In fact, his main BFF is the same guy who sells weed to all your friends. He’s also the same guy who gave you a swirly after detention and called you a “bitch”.
Most fathers would do anything to provide for their family, even if it means taking up an extra part time job washing cars. When dad announces the next day that he owns the carwash, providing for the family is no longer the only stake at hand..
Tedious household chores have transformed into treasure hunts that can put the Publishers Clearing House to shame! Though a major warning sign, feel free to let this one play out for a while before you confront your drug lord dad.
Finally, if after those signs you’re still just as skeptical as poor Walt Jr., simply take a look at your dad and decide for yourself.