Skype Exorcisms

Skype Exorcisms

Now you have got an exorcist named Bob Larson, Who is offering exorcisms over Skype for the most busy souls. Larson is a grade-A whackjob evangelical with a world class combover. He claims to have expelled over 20,000 demons in his day. For a mere $259, (which is tax deductible BTW), you can receive your deliverance via Skype from his headquarters in Arizona. While it sounds like a good idea, not everyone is convinced. Reverend Isaac Kramer of the International Catholic Association of Exorcists says,

“If a person is fully possessed, the demon inside of them will not let them sit in front of the computer screen to be exorcised. Chances are, they’re going to throw the computer screen across the room and destroy everything.”

He’s got a point. Maybe Larson can do it as an email attachment. One click and Boom! you are saved.

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