The Most “Sober” Christmas Cards Ever

By FizX on December 15, 2014@fizx

2014 Card.

This is the most festive card we have seen this season.

John Cessna’s mom asked him to “sober up” and send out a Christmas card. Since then, he’s been releasing a ridiculously hilarious new card annually. This year’s picture features John getting sacrificed at the altar of a Santa-worshiping reindeer cult. You can visit John Cessna’s website here.

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