Texas Chainsaw 3D Trailer

texas chainsaw 3d trailer

Another horror movie remake Yes!  Just in time to celebrate the January holiday of, uh, St. Murder’s Day! That’s the day where we celebrate the killing of teenagers in an attempt to keep pregnancy rates down and chainsaw sales up! Everyone wears a mask made of the flesh of another human, forgoes showering for about a week, and decorates their home with various animal carcasses and human bones! I know, it’s a Hallmark holiday created to sell cards and skull ashtrays, but it’s just so much fun! Lionsgate cashes in with the January 4th release of Texas Chainsaw 3D, described as a sequel to the 1974 original.

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