Nothing pisses me off more than texts like these. I know for sure that everyone has at least once or twice have faced such text messages. Now, I’ll explain why I hate them, you could agree with me or make up your own reasons. But, I’m pretty sure you’ll agree with me on this one!!
Oh God! Why? This is the only question I can ask myself when I see a status update or receive such an email. Some letters go uppercase for no reason, some words contain numbers and some are shortened so badly it makes me want to weep for the next generation. Sometimes I’m unsure if I’m talking to a friend or trying to crack a captcha code. I wonder why some people sit at their computers with a fully functioning keyboard and still use that horrid mixture of characters.
Using caps lock always doesn’t make you look important; it makes you look STUPID and CALLING OUT FOR ATTENTION. Seems like sometimes it gets difficult for you to communicate just how thick you are. Or sometimes you need a little something extra that says, “Hey! I am not just an idiot!” Yes I know this is where caps lock helps you, and all you need to do is push that button. When showing your extreme dislike for intelligence, the caps lock key works best in combination with horrible grammar. Go ahead! Just use it you motherfucker.
Expressing stupidity and calling out for attention requires more than just CAPS LOCK. Again, caps lock will help you in this dilemma. Misspellings and poor grammar are optional. One thing is almost always required: Douchebaggery.
Well, it’s not the word but the places people use this word that pisses me off. I am pretty sure that I have heard the word “literally” misused more times than any other. The naysayers would say there is another word misused more frequently than ‘literally.” However, I am confident that it is literally the most misused word.
When a friend recounts the tale of a funny joke he heard, you hear him say, “And! I literally pissed myself laughing”, umm…do you mean to say that a large patch of urine just formed on your pants?!
When another friend says, “My arms literally fell off after lifting,” But HEY! I can still see your hands attached to your shoulders.
Do me a favor and please learn what your words actually mean.
Ok if you are going insane LAUGHING OUT LOUD after everything you say then you should to be led away to a place where you can rest quietly in a room with padded walls and laugh as much as you want. I understand WHY people use it and I have no problem when someone uses it at an appropriate time, like when something really IS funny. But when you seem to just throw it at the end of every single sentence; you just look like a fool!
This one is especially aggravating. Do I even need to explain why? You get a message asking how your day went or if you’ll be free at a certain time, so you send back a lovely, detailed and informative reply. Your phone dings again. You open the message and it says…“k.” WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? Just don’t reply to the message. But if you feel the need to, could you not at least drum up something a little more personal or creative or not totally unnecessary?