Top 10 Atheist Celebrities

By FizX on March 30, 2012@fizx

The bible said the meek shall inherit the Earth but this bunch, apparently, has no need for the inheritance. They are doing just fine on their own. Beautiful, talented, and billionaires – they can always buy the Earth.

10. Jodie Foster

Entertainment Weekly: Are you religious?

Jodie Foster: No, I’m an atheist. But I absolutely love religions and the rituals. Even though I don’t believe in God.

So you have never experienced anything that made you see heaven? Never been to heights that made you sang hallelujah? Never been taken to places that made you call the names of God’s angels? Oh, Jodie, you have never lived.

9. George Clooney

Larry King asked Clooney if he believes in God. He dodged it at first but King pressed and he said he doesn’t happen to be a believer.

That’s OK George. I don’t need a church wedding. I’ll settle for a quick ‘I do’ before a judge. We can choose a judge who also does not believe in God. How about that? Are we on?

8. Bruce Lee

Alex Block: Do you believe in God?

Bruce Lee: To be perfectly frank, I really do not.

Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris! I know it’s unrelated but come on. That would be the coolest thing in the world.

7. Mark Zuckerberg – Founder of Facebook

Facebook Profile Religion: Atheist

Zuckerberg also got into the headlines for telling one of his friends years ago that he will sell the database of Facebook and that people who are signing up on Facebook are all fools. He said he doesn’t understand, nor does he care, why people are trusting him with their personal data.

Oh, I bet none of you are not going to delete their Facebook accounts. Hypocrites!

6. Jack Nicholson

I don’t believe in God now. I can still work up an envy for someone who has faith. I can see how that could be a deeply soothing experience. (1992 Vanity Fair)

It’s alright, Jack. I still love you in Godfather. Oh, that’s not you? Ahm, Silence of the Lambs? No? Who is this guy?!

5. Eddie Vedder – Vocalist of Pearl Jam

Eddie Vedder: I would thank God [for the beautiful weather], but I don’t believe in it. (July 1998 Pearl Jam concert in Seattle’s Memorial Stadium)

Maybe if you believe in God, one of your songs would have reached no. 1. Kidding. I love Pearl Jam.

4. Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe: I’m an atheist, but I’m very relaxed about it. I don’t preach my atheism, but I have a huge amount of respect for people like Richard Dawkins who do. Anything he does on television, I will watch. (Esquire July 2009)

Hey, how about this? Try praying for a career after Harry Potter. If you get one, I win. Oh but wait… a career for you after Potter. That’s a stretch, even for God. Aight, I lose.

3. Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong: If God exists, I’d still have both my testicles now. (Time Magazine)

Well come to think of it… you still have two legs, two arms, pretty good abs, more money than I could ever hope to spend in five lifetimes, and beautiful children. BUT, hard to get into testicles argument. I’ll leave you to it.

2. Larry King

Diane Sawyer: Do you believe in God?

Larry King: No

He just believes in his suspenders.

1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad: I’m probably 20 percent atheist and 80 percent agnostic

Angelina: There don’t need to be a God for me.

This is odd. Don’t you two know that you have saved so many souls by converting them into becoming believers. I am one of them because it was when I saw you and Brad naked that I realized there is a God!