5. Joey: Ross, switch places with me and Phoebe could be your number two.
(“The One with George Stephanopoulos,” 1.04)
4. Chandler: This is the craziest typing test I’ve ever seen.
Monica: She better get the job.
Ross: Looks to me like he’s the one getting the job.
(“The One With Phoebe’s Husband,” 2.04)
3. Rachel: Whoa, what’s that?
Ross: Oh, that’s me.
Rachel: Wow. You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Ross: No, that’s my arm.
Chandler: Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
(“The One With the Couch,” 5.16)
2. Ross: Oh my God. The pages are stuck together.
(“The One Where Ross Got High,” 6.09)
1. Chandler: That’s one?
Monica: Kind of an important one.
Chandler: Oh, you know what? I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
(“The One With Phoebe’s Uterus,” 4.11)