Weird Pieces Of Logic From “The Sims”

We are playing Sims since forever and some of it’s logic’s are beyond us, Here we have some brilliant logic’s from the blockbuster game which will make you think twice.

 

Talks to self in mirror all day,

Gains social skills.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 14, 2014

Can't afford pizza,

Sells door.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 20, 2014

Lettuce. I gave him lettuce. pic.twitter.com/bE4MrrN4Dt

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 7, 2014

Makes autumn salad,

Burns house down.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 18, 2014

"Oops I slipped!"

*shoves entire hand up girl's vagina* pic.twitter.com/nQ2R0n9AaD

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 3, 2014

New dishwasher,

Claps hands and laughs.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 14, 2014

"OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!" pic.twitter.com/pWBJOksDfU

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) March 10, 2014

Teddybear blocking fridge,

Dies.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 5, 2014

Uncle dies at your party,

'That party was great, verging on epic! Sims around town will be talking around this one for years!'

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 11, 2014

Parent of the year pic.twitter.com/Ecwbdeq9th

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) June 14, 2014

Too tired to eat,

Too hungry to sleep.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 5, 2014

Object blocking way,

Yells at it.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 27, 2014

HE TOOK A SLICE AND THE PIZZA IS STILL WHOLE

NEVER ENDING PIZZA

THIS IS THE FUTURE pic.twitter.com/7nII48th8R

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) June 16, 2014

Phone rings,

Puts baby on floor.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 16, 2014

Greatest want: having a baby

Greatest fear: having a baby pic.twitter.com/AOFe0Q135h

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 27, 2014

Works out for ten minutes,

Six pack.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 3, 2014

No, thank YOU, horse pic.twitter.com/VqLO8PogTo

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 27, 2014

Needs 20 friends to get a promotion,

If this was real life, I'd be screwed.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) June 20, 2014

Goes food shopping,

Spends 174,000 Simoleons.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) June 18, 2014

Evolution pic.twitter.com/WVydJVGPEo

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) July 20, 2014

Gets grounded,

Not allowed to go to school.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) June 15, 2014

He proposed with food,

Yes, he is the one, marry him immediately. pic.twitter.com/RemkXmb27t

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) January 31, 2014

Meets boy, chats, high fives, hugs, chats, flirts, tells joke, kisses, woohoos, pregnant, married, gives birth,

Man, what a day!

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) August 25, 2014

Spending hours creating your sim,

For them to look exactly the same as every other sim you've ever created.

— Sims Logic (@SimsLogic) April 20, 2014