Write For Us

We absolutely, positively, and hilariously encourage all our wonderful readers to put on their thinking caps and create some content that tickles our funny bone. We’re talking Top Ten Lists, Dark Humor (because normal humor is just too mainstream), or reviews of Movies or TV Shows that make us snort soda out of our noses. Basically, if it’s interesting and related to anything we have on this wacky site, we want it!

Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty:

1. Make sure your material fits somewhere. Like, it should have a category. If it doesn’t, we’ll create a new one, like ‘Stuff That Made Us Go Huh?!’

2. If you’re sending in a Top Ten List, we need some proof, people! Send us a link from the web for each item on your list. We want to make sure you’re not just making stuff up. URLs, please!

3. Top Ten lists are not Top Five lists or Top Eleven lists. It’s like the Goldilocks of lists – it has to have exactly 10 items, and they should be in descending order. Don’t forget the intro; we’re not mind readers!

4. Movie and TV show reviews should be as clear as crystal. Make sure your sentences make sense, and for the love of all things funny, proofread until your keyboard begs for mercy.

5. If you’re sending in pictures of your cosplay or your photography skills, tell us a bit about yourself. We’re not mind readers, either! And throw in the source link so we know you didn’t Photoshop yourself into the Bermuda Triangle.

6. Want to go undercover? No problemo! Just let us know if you want to use an alias that sounds like a real first and last name, like ‘Benedict Cucumberpatch.’

7. If you’re not sure we’ll love your content, send us a pitch or a couple of paragraphs for approval first. We’re the cool kids on the internet; we won’t bite… hard.

8. Be original; we don’t do copy-paste jobs. We don’t want to get in trouble with the internet police.

9. Be crazier than a cat on a rollercoaster. Seriously, the weirder, the better. We thrive on oddity here.

10. If you’re sending in infographics (we absolutely adore those), or any other funny content for our humor section, throw in the pictures and sources. We like to know where our daily dose of giggles is coming from.

11. Spell check, spell check, spell check! We’re not looking for linguistic acrobatics, but a little spelling love goes a long way.

12. Lastly, read the terms and conditions below, or don’t. We won’t know either way.

In return for your genius, we’ll give you full credit and even throw in a link to your own site or blog if you have one. Plus, we might even supply graphics for you. Easy peasy!

Now, let’s talk about terms and conditions, shall we?

1. By sending us your content, you agree that we can use it whenever we want, wherever we want, and however we want. We won’t send the internet police after you; promise.

2. These terms include rights to publish your content on the internet and beyond. Books, magazines, newspapers – who knows where your funny words might end up?

3. You’re cool with us taking ownership of your content once you hit that ‘send’ button. But don’t worry; if we don’t pick your content, it’s still yours. We’re not content bandits.

4. We might give your text or bio a little makeover, but don’t worry; we’re not turning you into the next Shakespeare (unless that’s your alias).

5. If you’re good with all these shenanigans, send us your content. If not, you can always write it in your diary.

Thank you for joining the comedy circus at FizX Entertainment! Email us your content at [email protected], and let the hilarity begin!