Zombie Proof Log Cabin Comes With 10 Year Warranty

Tiger Log Cabins

Zombie Fortification Cabin from Tiger Log Cabins are the only thing which will stand in between you and the zombies on the worst case scenario of zombie apocalypse.

The ZFC-1 is a log cabin kit designed with the walking dead in mind. The structure consists of three connected buildings. It comes stocked with reinforced slit windows, walls and doors; a barbed-wire surround; an escape hatch on top; and a living room with Xbox, TV and sound system. It comes with an arsenal storage unit to secure your anti-zombie weaponry. There’s also a toilet system, garage, kitchen area with microwave and an upper deck with a full view all around so you can keep an eye out for the oncoming horde. A garden section means you won’t have to take over an abandoned prison to start a small produce farm.

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The $113,000 (£69,995, about AU$129,000) price tag is for the kit only. It will cost you an additional $21,000 to add installation, $3,000 for security cameras and $5,600 for solar panels. Pricing is available on request for adding a water cannon, search lights or flame thrower to the package. No Samurai Sword, Crossbow or any sort of sledge hammer included.

Cabin comes with a 10-year anti-zombie guarantee (If you lived to claim it). This may be the most brilliant guarantee ever offered on a structure. If for some reason the cabin doesn’t hold up and a zombie gets inside, chances are the cabin’s owner won’t survive to complain to claim. “Please note — we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee,” Tiger writes.

Only thing which will fail your survival in this stronghold of a smart cabin is being human and Swiss cheese which you call your heart, Stay hard and stay strong.. Keep the governor out!